One of the beautiful things about soccer is that the fun never ends. Sure, the World Cup might be over, but there is no need to break into a cold sweat, turn off all the lights, and wait for the helicopters to arrive and take you away. Dig deep and fight the end of mundial…
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The N-word
Mexico will try to put the pieces together against the Ivory Coast at the Meadowlands in their FIFA Friendly match. The game has become a lightning rod for a number of reasons: can Jose Manuel "Chepo" de la Torre loosen up; who replaces an injured Chicharito; and, of course, the one that has eclipsed every…
Critique of Practical Treason
Happy Mexican Independence Day! It was on this day two hundred years ago that Mexico forfeited the 2010 World Cup title. Adam Serrano at Major League Soccer Soccer introduces us to Miguel Ángel Ponce, a potential US national team left back – well, sort of. In case Jonathan Bornstein was sweating his spot: This is…
Please Stand By; UPDATE: Associated Press says England Out
10:21 AM The media has been allowed in to the auditorium but the ExCo is nowhere to be seen. Perhaps they discovered a twenty dollar bill on the floor and there are now 22 old men fighting over it. My money's on Blazer. 10:30 Media around the world is reporting that England went out in…
At least they're still outdrawing the LA Rams
Major announcement from MLS tomorrow, LIVE from Toronto! Wonder what it could be! ….okay, it might be more than one thing. They might also announce that TFC, and other teams who so choose, can finally have their extra Designated Players, which will solve everything as well as making all the existing players better, just like…
Maybe the Amish were right about electricity
A third jersey for a team that doesn't even need two? Perfect. Drew Carey wasn't kidding when he said the Sounders owners liked making money. I suppose I have to put up a picture of it. Crap. Oh. Wait, that's not the Sounders jersey. That's a picture you get when you put "ridiculous garbage" into…
Sunils' Law
For many many years, minor league soccer in the US of A was quite literally the private personal property of USL (nee USISL) President-for-Life Francisco Marcos. If you had more money than sense you called up Frank in Florida and he'd tell you how big a check to write him. When the check cleared, you…
Order and Progress
Click:perfume bottlesI forgot to mention this during Holland-Japan. When Derek Rae said "Nigel de Jong, son of a…", I would have ended the sentence differently than "former Netherlands international." Speaking of shameful sons – I'd like to apologize to everyone for celebrating Giuseppe Rossi being dropped from the World Cup squad. If he had made…
Pulling Muscles from the Shell
The Mexican National team has returned from their week long retreat in Avándaro (Valle de Bravo), where 4 players at one point were held out of practice due to muscle tweaks or muscle fatigue. Javier Hernández, Miguel Sabah, Efra
Monday, Monday
I don't know what's more ridiculous: Kei Kamara whiffing a ball that is literally on the goal line or him arguing with the referee over whether he pushed it across with his arm. Either way, bringing Kamara back was a stroke of genius; MLS needs all the comedy it can get. On Thursday night, Seattle…